Apparently you make a good broom.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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