i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
im about as happy as oj after his trial
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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