People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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