yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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