Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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