check it out our google latitudes are spooning
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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