One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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