Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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