He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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