Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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