Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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