I wish I only lived at night.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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