I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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