i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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