Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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