Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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