At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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