Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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