Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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