I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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