oh god the rape fog is back!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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