So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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