i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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