Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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