Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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