He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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