WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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