What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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