Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
When are your genitals available?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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