stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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