I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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