i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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