yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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