Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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