Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just gift wrapped bread.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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