Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
