im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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