I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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