i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Everclear isn't food dammit
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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