Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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