you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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