on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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