Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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