Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Still dying that you shit outside
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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