did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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