great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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