butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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