your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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