You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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