And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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