Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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