OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
if only i could text you this smell
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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