Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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