Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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