was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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